Sure, there are already several words and phrases to mean having sex, for example:
a bit of jam action
ball ballock
boloney ride bananas and cream
bang basket making
batter beef
beef injection be in a woman's beef
belly ride belt
blanket drill blow off the loose corns
board boff
bone bore
bottle bounce
bump bump fur
bunny stick burry one's wick
bury the bone bush patrol
buzz the brillo cane
change one's luck charge
chuck a tread climb
cock up come across
couple with cover
crack it cram
crawl cream
cut dance the mattress jig
daub of the brush dick
dicky dunk diddle
dig your stinger in the honey dip your stick
dip your wick dirty work at the crossroads
do do a dive in the dark
do a flop do a push
do a slide up the board dog
do it do the deed
do the nasty ease nature
exchange spit feather-bed jig
feed the dummy fiddle
firk fit end to end
fix her plumbing flesh session
flop flop in the hay
four-legged frolic frig
fuck fun and games
get a bit get a chunk
get a crumpet get a hunk
get a little get a piece
get a snipper get a wet one
get home get in
get into her pants get into some serious flesh
get it on get jack in the orchard
get laid get lucky
get one's ashes hauled get one's greens
get one's leather stretched get one's noodle wet
get one's oil changed get some
get some action get some ass
get some crack get some hair
get some hole get some pussy
get some stuff get some tail
get some tweeze get your bean waxed
get your pole varnished give her a stab
go all the way go like a belt-fed motor
go to bed with go to it
go to town go vaulting
grease the wheel grind
grind on'e tool hanky-panky
have have a bit
have a bit of giblet pie have a bit of summer cabbage
have a blow through have sex with
hide the ferret hide the salami
hit on the tail hock
hop on horizontal refreshment
hose hot roll with cream
hump impale
introduce charlie invade
irish whist jazz
jink job
join paunches jounce
joy ride jug
juke jump
jump on one's bones knock
knock off a piece know
ladies' tailoring lay
lay off with lay some pipe
lay the hip lay some leg
leap leap on
lie lie with
lob in love
make make feet for childrens shoes
make it make love
make out with make the scene
making babies makin' whoopie
mate mess around
mingle limbs mix one's peanut butter
mount mugg
muss nail
mail two bellies together nick
nib nig
nub nut
oblige off
park your yacht in the hair harbor
peel one's best end peg
perform pestle
piece piece of ass
piece of pussy piece of snatch
piece of tail pile
pile-driving pin
plant the oats play at all fours
play hide the bone plow
pluck plug
pocket the red poke
pole pole work
polish your rocket pop
pork post a letter
pound pump
punch push
put the boots to put the tool in the shed
quimsticking ram
ride rip off
rites of venus roasting the broomstick
roll roll in the hay
rock rod
roger romp
root rootle
roust rub bacons
rub up rumble
rumple rutting
salt saw off a chunk
score screw
scutz around secret services
service shack up crew
scutz around secret services
service shack up
shaft shag
shake shake the sheets
shoot between wind and water shoot one's wad
short arm practice shove
shtup sink the sausage
sink the soldier slam
sleep with slip her a length
slip into split
spoil suattin' on the hog
squat jumps in the cucumber patch
squeeze and a squirt stab
stable my naggie strop one's beak
strum stuff
swing tail-work
take a turn in the stubble take a turn on shooter's hill
tear off a piece tear the sheets
the disappearing cane trick the matrimonial polka
thread thread the needle
throw a hump throw a leg over
throw a shot thump
tie the true lover's knot tiff
tip the long one to be intimate
tooling in the woods tops and bottoms
trim trim the buff
trip up the rhine tumble
tumple turn up
twiddle varnish one's cane
vault vitamin F
wap wham
what mother did before me wind the clock
womanize work
work out work the dumb oracle
work the hairy oracle yard
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But as they say, we can never have too many words for fornication. Well, I don't know if anyone has ever said that. Surely. At least I just said it, not that it counts for much. So let us look to the Dutch language to add another entry to this hallowed list.
"Vrijen" possibly had a more innocent meaning in the distant past 'to court or woo', but it basically means the same thing as the list above. However, the root of the word (vrij) means 'free'. Little wonder that the hippie culture caught on in Holland, when making love was etymologically the same as 'making freedom'. And all this while we just presumed that it was the availabilty of herbal cigarettes. No, those Dutch hippies were smoking more than just joints. They were playing with more than just hackey-sacks. They were giving more than just their middle finger to society... if you get my drift.
Recently in Holland, like in some other certain nations, the word "freedom" is under attack by conservatism, which is pretty much contradictory if you think about it (which is perhaps why they usually avoid thinking about it.) Next week is the national election in Holland, and among the leading parties is PVV, "The Party of the Freedom" and it's supposedly charismatic leader Geert "I look like a Jane Austin character" Wilders. Now, I don't like to get political, although the Gazelle also aims to stay topical. Mostly I appreciate politics for comedic purposes such as Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and even Monty Python.
However, you just have to hate a politician whose platform for running for governmental power is "More safety, less immigration." Yeesh. That isn't the Hippy Holland that we have come to know and expect. So, in the tradition of true Dutch freedom meaning the same thing as 'fucking', I can say to Geert Wilders and his Party of Freedom, "get fucked". And maybe one day we can all make sweet sweet freedom together.Example sentence:
Or, choose a favourite quote from this list.
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