Klojo is a Dutch word which is used as a humourous insult to people who mess things up. It might be a contraction from the more common "klootzak" which literally means "nut-sack." As much fun as it can be to call someone a nutsack, it doesn't really make a lot of sense. "Kloyo" gives a nice alternative to the above words, because we can never have enough insulting words, and we can always trust Dutch to provide hard-hitting, descriptive and effective insults for when we need them most.
Let's put the word to use immediately with a gallery of kloyos.
Dane Cook: The least funny comedian of all time, talentless hack who steals jokes from the greatest comedians including Bill Cosby, Dimitri Martin and Louis CK and manages to make them not funny. What a kloyo.
You'll be surprised if you see him how freaking weird kloyo this guy is, and secretly think 'actually, he's kind of funny.'
Kloyo's can also be loveable.
Or not.
I like to think that the words behind him say "The Whore House."Example Sentence:
"What a bunch of kloyos."
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